Phangan Cottage

If you want to experience the Full Moon party in full then this is the place for you. You have to book the 20 bed dorm though, this is essential. On night one a girl got that drunk she urinated all over somebody else's bag, drenching their clothes in what seemed an endless supply of piss. This is after she strutted around the hostel totally naked, obvs a bonus for you lads out there. After a sweaty night at the jungle party you can only imagine my joy when I get back to the room and discover the air con had broken, creating the rooms own little micro climate with only heavy rain on the forecast. The floor was a pond and my belongings were floating in it, not only made from the air con storm above but the sweat from the other 19 people sleeping in 32 degrees heat. Finally, the full moon party. Thankfully, not all of the room mates returned, somehow they managed to get lucky in a place full of drugged up, paralytic hard core ravers. Fortunately for me, so did the guy in the bed above me. Besides dreaming about being in an earthquake and waking to feel physically motion sick from the rocking, I had to lay there listening to some god awful sounds for 45 minutes whilst he struggled to finish. After waking the full dorm up and performing with an audience, he finally decided to take his girl to some privacy, she pulled a keeper. In conclusion, this is the place to stay if you're after a once in a life time hostel experience, you'd be silly not to.