Galaxy 2 Hotel 

I have to write this review because my mate Karl can't read or write. He's stayed in some quality hotels in his life, such as the BH residence in Vung tau and the Elvis hotel in Blackpool, but this doesn't come close. As soon as you walk through the entrance the smell of smoke and fish sauce got all the senses going. It brought back memories from ordering bovril in the stadium of light. The room was impeccable. The mould was in just the right places and the flowery shower curtain was exactly the same design as his Bermuda shorts. One of the best things about this room was the light switch which was hanging of the wall. The electric shocks got all the juices flowing. This place hits all the right areas. In fact he had tears and hugs with the Russian occupants and one eyed owner sitting on the couch. Dreams and goals don't get made often but this was up there with the time Sunderland signed Kevin Phillips. Skip the Sheraton and head here. You will have memories for the rest of your life.