H Hotel

The only reason we booked this hotel, was to meet the legend that is Khyam. We travelled across the globe to meet our idol. A man who seems to have it all. From great customer service, to extremely impressive arm strength when shot putting the suitcases from the beach to the balcony of the room, very much a turn on. Our meeting was everything we dreamed of. We even got a selfie, an autograph and a signed H Hotel slipper. I even requested he sat on the end of the bed and watched me while i attended to business in the see through lavatories, to make sure i was safe, and he obliged. I have never met a man like him, extremely job oriented. He makes sure guests are comfortable. Rooms are silent, felt like sleeping in a library. Pool area is massive, with multiple sunbeds so there is no fighting for an available one. The so called strip clubs are more gentlemen clubs and the air conditioning felt like i was sleeping in my frost free americana ice dispensing cool chest which was 600 pounds from hyperdales. Both lifts were fully operational which made moving around super efficient. The smell of the corridors was like walking through duty free, so lovely. There is nothing quite like waking up to the good old sound of hard work. Hunky men working hard to make Malta beautiful, and without the use of cranes is crazy!! Cars here have no horns, or maybe it was just the super quiet rooms blocking it out. All party goers were respectful and quiet and the streets were spotless! Check out was super quick, they refunded my 250 euro deposit in seconds through apple pay after asking me if the room was in good condition, Kyham vouched for me and said it was spotless, what an Og. Gluten free meals are available which is good for my celiac disease. Pillows were extremely comfy. The room being so dark helped even more with a comfortable sleep, the kebab shop onlooking the dining area was immaculately turned out and the alley way was beautiful. I really appreciated the free tea bags every day delivered to the room. We had one complaint which was the hotel was too good, so they decided to refund us a nights stay. Beach was beautiful, and the hotel in all is just superb, it made the raddison blue look mediocre. Breakfast was alright.